"Gentlemen, i wash my hands of this madness!" ~ jack sparrow, pirates of the caribbean: at worlds end
oh, if only it were that simple........;]
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
a little scenario that occured today.....
so i'm in my room and jack comes to the door and says i'm 'prettiful'. i say 'why thanks!' and he comes into my room. i tell him he has to get out (my room is off limits to boys~ everyone knows that). he sighs and says okay. it's NEVER that easy. so i look at him. THE CON-ARTIST!!!!! THE LITTLE RAT IS MAKIN' OFF WITH MY STUFF!!!! so i tackle him grab the thing ( it happened to be about a 1 1/2 inch ball of yarn that fit inside his fist perfectly) and send him out.
Why are things NEVER that simple?
For the next 15 minutes he wouldn't go away. he would come in and say 'your SOOO prettiful' ( i had learned that trick by now; NOT gonna happen.)
but i couldn't keep a straight face as he would come in say 'you're SOOO beautiful'-which didn't get me by the way, it was this
ya.
Sooo, that went on fro a while, then i went and told my mom and when i came back, he was gone!
so i sat down at the computer and was then drained of half my life when he jumped out from behind the bed and scared me to death.
he was quickly ushered to the door and we again begun the 'you're so prettiful' and 'the look'. 5 minutes past and i had an idea after he said ' you're the most cutest girl in the world' (mind you it was the mocking tone that he said it in that made it easy to resist.)
i said 'i'm gonna tell Annie you said that."
that was all. didn't even say it in any special tone or way or with a look. in fact he was on the other side of the door at that particular moment, so it wouldn't have mattered anyway if i had given him a look or not.
but it did the job.
he quickly stopped in the middle of a ' you're so beautiful' and cut in with a 'PLEASE DON'T!!!!!'
those of you who have seen annie and jack together will know what i'm talking about ;]
Why are things NEVER that simple?
For the next 15 minutes he wouldn't go away. he would come in and say 'your SOOO prettiful' ( i had learned that trick by now; NOT gonna happen.)
but i couldn't keep a straight face as he would come in say 'you're SOOO beautiful'-which didn't get me by the way, it was this
Sooo, that went on fro a while, then i went and told my mom and when i came back, he was gone!
so i sat down at the computer and was then drained of half my life when he jumped out from behind the bed and scared me to death.
he was quickly ushered to the door and we again begun the 'you're so prettiful' and 'the look'. 5 minutes past and i had an idea after he said ' you're the most cutest girl in the world' (mind you it was the mocking tone that he said it in that made it easy to resist.)
i said 'i'm gonna tell Annie you said that."
that was all. didn't even say it in any special tone or way or with a look. in fact he was on the other side of the door at that particular moment, so it wouldn't have mattered anyway if i had given him a look or not.
but it did the job.
he quickly stopped in the middle of a ' you're so beautiful' and cut in with a 'PLEASE DON'T!!!!!'
those of you who have seen annie and jack together will know what i'm talking about ;]
Friday, March 19, 2010
hmmmm...
totally love the dude what would happen show! i watch it after star wars and ben 10:alien force! [<3] tons of new ideas on how to blow stuff up...... or on creative ways of torture ;] we also had a bonfire tonight! ;] that was fun, i took pictures with my phone but not my camera, and i don' t know how to load them onto my computer ;[ sorry
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
what i came up with while fixing jack lunch. yup...
The Lunch-time Taunters
~kt stevens
I hate jelly. It taunts me. When I put it on the sandwich, its inconsistencies jeer at me. That is why if I fix a sandwich, it is meat, cheese, or just plain peanut-butter. Not jelly.
The same with milk. Not just any milk, no, I don't hold a grudge against all milk-kind. Just whole milk. It's thick, creamy consistency taunts me by saying, "You know you don't want to pour me, but you must. You must." That is why I drink skim milk. That and because whole milk tastes revolting to me.
But, unfortunately, making the typical lunch of my 6-year-old brother; a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich with a glass of whole milk, require me to face my taunters. So I suck it up, endure the taunting, and life goes on.
And apparently I'm the only ones with these issues.......
~kt stevens
I hate jelly. It taunts me. When I put it on the sandwich, its inconsistencies jeer at me. That is why if I fix a sandwich, it is meat, cheese, or just plain peanut-butter. Not jelly.
The same with milk. Not just any milk, no, I don't hold a grudge against all milk-kind. Just whole milk. It's thick, creamy consistency taunts me by saying, "You know you don't want to pour me, but you must. You must." That is why I drink skim milk. That and because whole milk tastes revolting to me.
But, unfortunately, making the typical lunch of my 6-year-old brother; a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich with a glass of whole milk, require me to face my taunters. So I suck it up, endure the taunting, and life goes on.
And apparently I'm the only ones with these issues.......
Friday, March 5, 2010
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
July 17, I'm 13!
Hey everyone! The Sells, ( My mom's sister and her husband, and Ella), are here for my B'day! The McDowels are on their way, and my Grandparents are coming, and my dad's brother! That's just family! I still have a lot of other people coming too! I'm soooooo excited!
My party will be this weekend but my B'day was Wednesday.
My party will be this weekend but my B'day was Wednesday.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
the 15 is my birthday!
This is my 70th post, how about that! Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I've been busy. We've been cleaning and crocheting, ( or at least I have), and been going out of town every weekend for a while now. On Wednesday it's my birthday! And then next weekend my birthday party! YAY!
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
THE RESULTS R IN
Here are the results from yesterday's fishing picnic.
Ellie-1
Annie-1
Nick-1
Jack-0
Katie-1 1/2
Yes, half a fish. OK, it was a hole fish, but it was a baby.
Apparently the lake wasn't as well stocked as last time.
Ellie-1
Annie-1
Nick-1
Jack-0
Katie-1 1/2
Yes, half a fish. OK, it was a hole fish, but it was a baby.
Apparently the lake wasn't as well stocked as last time.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Fishing
Annie, Ellie, Nick, Jack, Uncle Rob, Aunt Nisee, Mom and Dad, and I are all going fishing in a little while. Last time we went, just my brothers and parent and me, we caught 27 fish in one and a half hours. My mom and dad did not get to fish, ( my mom would not have fished anyway), my mom put worms on the hook while my dad took fish off the hook, literaly non-stop. we shall see how many fish we catch when 7 people are fishing, not 3.
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